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riders
The fans of the straight rider yell "ride that sucker... - What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer
The rooster clucks with defiance..... - 5000 years ago, Moses said:
Pick up your shovel, mount your ass
and I'll lead you to the promised land. 5000 years... - Our friend, Ed, the Texas A&M Aggie, got up one morning real early
to go ice-fishing
He gathered up his tackle, hammer and chisel and headed... - I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on
TV
It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my... - M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks... - Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick
Clerk says will that be cash or charge? Duck says ... - How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb
None - They like to keep Ron in the dark... - This guy's sister wus soooo ugly...
Well, how ugly wuz she
She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her... - A father of 3 teen-aged daughters answered the doorbell
and a young man was standing there. "Yes?" said the...
