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Best Jokes
- What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer?
The rooster clucks with defiance.....
- 5000 years ago, Moses said:
Pick up your shovel, mount your ass,
and I'll lead you to the promised land.
5000 years...
- Our friend, Ed, the Texas A&M Aggie, got up one morning real early
to go ice-fishing.
He gathered up his tackle, hammer and chisel and
headed...
- I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on
TV.
It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my...
- M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks...
- Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick.
Clerk says will that be cash or charge?
Duck says "Just...
- How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
None - They like to keep Ron in the dark...
- This guy's sister wus soooo ugly...
Well, how ugly wuz she?
She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her...
- A father of 3 teen-aged daughters answered the doorbell,
and a young
man was standing there. "Yes?" said the...
- How come in 1967, the Jews beat Egypt in just 6 days?
Because the equipment was rented...
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