- What does "N" stand for at the University of
Nebraska? ... - These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray
dog.
All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls... - What do Billy Graham and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
They both can fill up Texas Stadium, and in fifteen... - What do Arkansas women put behind their ears to attract guys?
Their ankles... - Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying
to kill him?
He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine... - How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling......... - God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St.
Peter teed his ball up and hit it. It was a real ... - This guy gets his penis shot off in Vietnam. One day at home he
is reading the T.V.
guide and sees an ad for a doctor that says he can... - Why did God's chosen children wander in the desert for forty
years?
One of them dropped a quarter.............. - Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of
liquid back and forth,
watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up and asked...
