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• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
  Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?...
• What is the definition of the perfect husband? A guy with a seven inch tongue that can breath through his ears.
  .......
• Q: What's the definition of a wife? A: An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house.
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• Nobody's perfect... We are what we are!
• Unknown Definition of henpecked: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
• Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
• Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade