- This guy was saying, "Now that I have taken the Dallas Cowboys
bumper sticker off my car
it's passing and running better...... - How did Donna Rice vote in the '88 election?
Undecided
She couldn't decide whether to give her heart to Bush... - What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election
I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !... - Why do women sky divers wear tampons
So they won't whistle on the way down... - What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette.
He won't come when you call
but you can always take him out for a drag... - Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised
to see an amputee
Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs... - How does an Aggie tie his shoe?
(put left foot on chair
tie right... - URINALYSIS
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EXITABLE
Rips apart shorts if he can't find it right away. ... - What's the difference in a Texas Oilman & a Pigeon
The Pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes... - What's the difference between Pigmy Geniuses & Women Joggers
The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts......
