Once there was a Texan who was visiting Harvard and was lost.
He stopped the first person he came to in the hall and said, "Can ya'll tell me where the libary is at?...
A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won'...
A Jewish boy asks his father for $15. $10!" His dad exclaims. "What do you need $5 for?
These 2 tribes had been fighting on and on for years and the losing tribes's leader at the end of the war would have to submit himself to the winning side and be killed.
Well, after one particula...
There was this guy who got a job selling toothbrushes.
He set up his booth on a street corner, and the first week he sold 10 toothbrushes....
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American Indians.
A priest went golfing with a nun as his caddie.
He is on the 3rd hole and he's 4 inches from the hole, but he missed....