What Do You Do If You Drop Your Keys In San Francisco?
What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up..........
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
You Can't Choose Your Siblings... A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby....
From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
On earth as it is in San Francisco
What is the most common phrase uttered in a San Francisco gay bar? Hi, can I push in your stool?
Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
!? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...