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• Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• You Can't Choose Your Siblings... A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.
  Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby....
• From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
  ) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• What is the most common phrase uttered in a San Francisco gay bar? Hi, can I push in your stool?
• Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
• Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
  !? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...