This big time salesman went to several conferences a year.

This big time salesman went to several conferences a year. Every
time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him. One day his wife
came home and announced that she was going to the National
Housewives Convention and she would need a thousand dollars.

The salesman asked her, "Why?" She said, "You take a thousand
dollars with you every time you go to a convention."

He said, " Yea, but, you don't drink. You don't gamble, and you
have your own pussy. What do you need a thousand dollars for?"

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