- How come in 1967, the Jews beat Egypt in just 6 days
Because the equipment was rented... - A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog
He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it... - This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in
carrying a duck under her arm
Drunk said, "Where'd you get that pig?" Lady said... - Q. Did you here about the carload of Hoosiers that froze to death at
the drive in
A. They were trying to get in to see "Closed for the... - Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy
Earl, went huntin' one day. They was walkin' through... - An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome
Alaska. He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb... - This "world-famous authority on the paranormal and supernatural
gave a lecture at Texas A&M and was impressed by the... - The mayor of New York offered a million dollars to anyone who could
rid the city of pigeons
After two weeks, a man called city hall and agreed... - Why were women given two sets of lips
So they could piss and moan at the same time... - Definition of a Jewish dilemma
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