- A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog.
He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it... - This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in
carrying a duck under her arm.
Drunk said, "Where'd you get that pig?" Lady said... - Q. Did you here about the carload of Hoosiers that froze to death at
the drive in?
A. They were trying to get in to see "Closed for the... - Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy,
Earl, went huntin' one day. They was walkin' through... - An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome,
Alaska. He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb... - This "world-famous authority on the paranormal and
supernatural" gave a lecture at Texas A&M and was impressed... - The mayor of New York offered a million dollars to anyone who could
rid the city of pigeons.
After two weeks, a man called city hall and agreed... - Why were women given two sets of lips?
So they could piss and moan at the same time... - Definition of a Jewish dilemma:
Free ham... - Q: What has 300 legs and 7 teeth?
A:
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert...
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