- Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? God was coming
down the mountain and the first person he came across was not
Moses
It was a Roman. He asked the Roman if he wanted... - Why did God invent women
Sheep can't cook........ - This guy was walking through the desert when he found a magic
lamp
He picked the lamp up and rubbed the side of it... - One day a Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi
were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each
Sabbath
The Priest said, "What I do is I draw a line down... - This guy goes walking into a bar with an alligator
He sets the the alligator up on the bar and asks the... - Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin....... - Why won't a rattlesnake bite a salesman
Professional courtesy......... - Do you know how to get rid of a bunch of Libyans?
Tell a bunch of Cajuns they're good eating
and out of season.... - This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire
He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone... - Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run
into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going
to have to lay either Jack or Jill off
He really couldn't...
