- There once was a man named McNair
Who laid his wife on the stair ... - FORD = Fucked Over Road Debris
Fucked On
a Real Deal Fuckin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge ... - PALINDROMES (same thing spelled backwards or forwards)
"Naomi,
sex at noon taxes," I moan! "Never odd or... - How about the Indian chief who installed electric lights in the
tribal latrine?
It made him the first Indian ever to wire a head for... - Question: How do you kill an Aggie?
Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water,
then slam the toilet seat on his head... - Why did Occupation Safty Health Administration have to put the high
beam switch back on the floor?
Because Aggies kept getting their feet stuck in the... - Why do shepherd's wear robes?
because sheep can hear zippers a mile away... - HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER:
1. Everything hurts,
and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 2. Your little... - My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal- ... - Once there was a Texan who was visiting Harvard and was lost.
He stopped the first person he came to in the hall...
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