- Two Aggies purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a
try.
After a long while, one Aggie said to the other, "Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time.... - PALINDROMES (same thing spelled backwards or forwards)
"Naomi, sex at noon taxes," I moan!
"Never odd or eve... - How about the Indian chief who installed electric lights in the
tribal latrine?
It made him the first Indian ever to wire a head for a reservation.... - Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
- Why did Occupation Safty Health Administration have to put the high
beam switch back on the floor?
Because Aggies kept getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel.... - Why do shepherd's wear robes? because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
- HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER:
1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.... - My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal-
is now my water spout.
Time was whe...
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