Hey, you must'a been doin' about 165 kph to keep up with me! Good job!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
Excuse me, but is "stick up" hyphenated?
Hi Officer, do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
"Bad Cop! No Donut!"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "COPS"?
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
So, uh, you "on the take" or what?
Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
Hey is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
100 kph in a 60 kph area? Could you put down 120? I'm trying to sell the car."
I normaly keep all that junk right here (pointing to the glove box), but
you see, this isn't my car!
I double-dog dare ya to arrest me!
Haha! I got your guu-uun
Bet ya can't keep up with me now that your on foot!! (and drive away)
Go to hell and have a nice day! (after terring up ticket)
Could ya hold on a sec, I just want to finish this beer.