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Husband and Wife



Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs don't you?

This woman went to the county fair. They had one of those "Believe It Or Not" shows.
They had a man born with a penis AND a brain!

FACT: Only a man would buy a $500.00 car and put a $4,000.00 stereo in it!

Once a married couple was strolling down the street when the wife exclaimed,
"How sad, a dead bird". The husband looked up and said, "Where"?


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Brilliant Hahahahahahahaha
Mariaan on June 02, 2008 at 03:14

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