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Halloween is better than Sex



The Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex:

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

AND....

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!!



User Comments
its true but sex i way better than trick-or-treating
sos on April 29, 2007 at 09:39
ill also enjoy sex in 40 years
me on April 29, 2007 at 09:41
Dude.. I will always enjoy sex.
Nate on June 06, 2007 at 07:13
Its a joke... learn to understand some sarcasm
meow on August 08, 2008 at 02:57

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