A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
only
has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture
shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This
is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second blonde giggles,
flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has
one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of
course
only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his
profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
blonde
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?" He quickly adds"...think hard before giving me a stupid
answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm the
suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know
himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting
answer ... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his
face.
"Wow! I can't believe it ... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because
he
only has one eye and one ear."
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