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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.

"Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.




Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?

A. The nation.




Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks,

"Nice pigs, Mr. President"

Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs.

I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?"

The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."




User Comments
I liked the boat joke
William Luety on February 01, 2008 at 06:02
Before hillary's last speech, she shaved 'down there'. when she went
up to the podium, she simply lifted up her skirt and said. "read my
lips...no bush!"
rita on February 09, 2008 at 07:25
i dont understand any of the jokes
sarah on February 10, 2008 at 06:34
hillary is a bitch
sara stankiwicz on February 28, 2008 at 07:11
I agree with sara. Hillary behaves like a bitchy opportunist.
tulip on March 05, 2008 at 01:45
hillary is a facist and a manipulating pirate hooker.
thatdude on May 04, 2008 at 01:39
That boat joke make me laugh so hard :]
Allie on May 08, 2008 at 03:28
I'm in love with Hillary. She is the sexiest beast alive. i would tap
that!!
Craig on May 22, 2008 at 10:32
Hillary might be a bitch, but she's tried some good things, like
health care
meow on August 08, 2008 at 02:59
Agree with the above comments
Frank on January 26, 2013 at 06:24

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