See any good bumper stickers lately?
Here are some you may have seen around...
* Driver Carrys no cash - He's Married
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Keep honking...I'm reloading.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
* Caution: I drive like you do.
More Old Jokes
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- 39 Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
- 60 Minutes Of Great Sex
- Absurd Warning Labels
- All Men Think Alike
- An Engineer Dies
- Answering Machine Messages
- Beer Is Better Than Sex Top 10
- Beer Test!
- Birthday Gift
- Bumper Stickers
- Butter Anyone
- Chicken Soup For The Alcoholic In Us
- Computer Gender
- Concerned Parent
- Exercise In Futility!
- God Loves Golf
- Good Luck, Mr Gorsky
- Halloween Is Better Than Sex
- Hillary Clinton Jokes
- Hillary And The Fortune Teller
- Husband And Wife
- If Men Really Ruled The World
- Interview With 3 Blondes
- Lawyer Jokes
- Lena At The Beauty Parlor
- Medical Humor
- Microsoft Error Message Haikus
- Mind Trick
- Mistaken Identity
- New Computer Terms
- Noah In Modern Times
- Old Folks!
- Ole And Lena
- Pearly Gates
- Point Of View
- Real Stories Of The Technically Challenged
- Realistic Astrology!
- Rude Parrot
- Sad But True News
- Slave Driver
- Stupid Men Jokes
- The 9 Types Of Girlfriends
- The Gift
- The Pianist
- The Snail
- The Wrong Maneuver
- The Little Boy
- Things NOT To Say To A Policeman
- Those Are The Brakes
- Top 11 Reasons E-mail Is Like A Male
- Tragic Death
- Way Too Much Beer
- What Men And Women Would Never Say!
- What If I Die
- Windows Messages
- Woman Goes To Doctor