A woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm revealing her hairy armpit as she points to the bartender to order a drink. Before she can say a word, a skinny little drunk man at the end of the bar says, "Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the bartender to order another drink. Once again, the little drunk yells, "Bartender! I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!" After serving the lady her second drink the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?" The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"