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Verbose Writing


The following letter was found at my school; in the interest of not
making our state look any worse, I have deleted proper names and
replaced them with aliases in parentheses. Except for that, what
you see is an exact reproduction ...

Dear (Faculty Member):

We are writing about a male or female musician, we have a
piano in our church, we have church on 1st. and 3rd Sunday,
we practice twice a month. We are looking for someone can
go off with us, come and practice with us. We are located
in (Town, State). about 20 miles from (you), our pastor is
Rev. (Name), president of the choir is Decon (Name). If you
are concerned please contact us.




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