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A Prayer for Sid Klein

A Prayer for Sid Klein


A nearsighted rabbi glanced at the note that Mrs. Klein had sent to him by an
usher.

The note read: "Sid Klein having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of
the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:

"Sid Klein, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation
for his safety."



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