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Buzz Word Phrase Synthesizer


Anyone who is familiar with the academic, business or government worlds
knows that there seems to be a rule that says "When choosing between a
simple and a more abstract term, always pick the more confusing one".

In the past, this has been a great setback for clear-headed writers and
speakers. But now modern technology has now found a solution - the
Systematic Buzz Phrase Synthesizer.

The synthesizer is simple to use. Whenever you want to say nothing in an
authoritative way, simply pick any three-digit number, and then get the
matching word from each column. For example, 424 produces "functional
monitored programming," which should impress anyone untrained in
detecting high-level abstractions.

COLUMN 1 COLUMN 2 COLUMN 3

0 Integrated 0 Management 0 Options
1 Total 1 Organisational 1 Flexibility
2 Systematised 2 Monitored 2 Capability
3 Parallel 3 Reciprocal 3 Mobility
4 Functional 4 Digital 4 Programming
5 Responsive 5 Logistical 5 Concept
6 Optional 6 Transitional 6 Time-phase
7 Synchronised 7 Incremental 7 Projection
8 Compatible 8 Fourth-generation 8 Hardware
9 Balanced 9 Policy 9 Contingency




User Comments
Oh, my G** this explains where those degenerates get their
fancy-schmancy but ultimately vague and unintelligible 'terms'! Or as
they would say - the(ahem)total logistical concepts of the (ahem)
funtional organizational programming are explanatory notes on (ahem,
yet again!) systematized policy capability.
Amrika on February 04, 2008 at 08:23
Oh look a total bitch. Lovely to see that your kind still exist in our
wonderfully degenerate world. You ever stop and think about what your
saying and doing before you do or say it? Obviously not otherwise we
would have completely avoided this utterly irrelevant conversation
about how stupid you are and why. Why are you so stupid Amrika?
Steven on July 04, 2009 at 07:41

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