Stop That Bulletin!!

Stop that Bulletin!!

Church bulletins sometimes should never have seen the light of day. The
reason why is evident in this collection of church bulletin announcements
sent to us by the Rev. Stanley H. Connover of St. Louis Park, Minn.. He
came across the collection, unaccredited to any source, in a local nursing
home newsletter. So we can’t vouch that everything is as misannounced as
shown. But does it matter?

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the
Church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

The Service will close with ‘Little Drop of Water’. One of the ladies will
start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the
new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, please
come forward and get a piece of paper.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay
an egg on the altar.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they may
be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David
Alan Bleser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Delser.

Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All those wishing to become little mothers will please meet the minister
in his study.