A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.
Lawyer: "Sir, did you actually see the accident?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
Witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
Lawyer: "How do you know it was exactly that distance?"
Witness: "Because when the accident happened, I took out a tape
and measured it. I knew some stupid fucking lawyer would ask me