Nerd 1: Come On, Mr. Simpson, You'll Never Pass This Course If You Don't Know The Periodic Table.

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Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't
know the periodic table.
Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand.
Nerd 1: Ho! Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Ha, ha!
Good luck.
-- Cerium, praseodymium, neodymium...,
"Homer Goes to College"