Nerd 2: I need to go to the bathroom! Lisa: We stopped five minutes ago!

Nerd 2: I need to go to the bathroom!
Lisa: We stopped five minutes ago!
Nerd 2: Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go.
-- Tension and urination just don't mix,
"Homer Goes to College"

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