Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.

Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study. I'm
going to show you the true meaning of college: we're gonna go
out and par-ty!
Nerd 2: Wait a minute, I'll put on my snow pants.
Nerd 1: Me too.
Nerd 3: Me too.
-- Don't forget the Cougar boots,
"Homer Goes to College"

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