Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours!

Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours! Then I was slain
by an elf.
Bart: Listen to yourself, man: you're hangin' with nerds.
Homer: You take that back!
Marge: Homer, please! These boys sound very nice, but they're clearly
nerds.
Homer: Really? But nerds are my mortal enemy!
Lisa: Dad, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some
pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include...popcorn
magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and supreme
court justice David Souter.
Homer: [gasp] Oh, not Souter! Oh, no!
-- Mmm, Burgher, "Homer Goes to College"

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