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• Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
  [at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....
• Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
  Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Home...
• Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
  I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  Bart: You the man, Homer! Homer: Thanks, boy! -- What it is, "Homer Goes to College...
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough.
  I'm going to clown college! [leaves] Ba...