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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
  Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
  That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Frink: As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field.
  The candy, known as 77X42 is -- hey! [looks in case] Where the hell's the candy?...
• Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie] Woma
  Will I ever see you again? Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown. -- "Homer Defined...
• Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  Bart: You the man, Homer! Homer: Thanks, boy! -- What it is, "Homer Goes to College...
• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....