Man 1: Excuse Me, We Wanted To See The Geek Who Valued The Happiness Of His Children More Than Money.

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Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness
of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here.
Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball.
Homer: Oh, my life can't get any worse.
Smithers: [over the intercom] Homer Simpson, report for much worse duty.
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer, meet Mr. Murphy, "Rosebud"