Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness
of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here.
Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball.
Homer: Oh, my life can't get any worse.
Smithers: [over the intercom] Homer Simpson, report for much worse duty.
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer, meet Mr. Murphy, "Rosebud"
of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here.
Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball.
Homer: Oh, my life can't get any worse.
Smithers: [over the intercom] Homer Simpson, report for much worse duty.
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer, meet Mr. Murphy, "Rosebud"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of
life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
You keep them motivated. [he leaves] ... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson... - Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello. I am... - Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum:
Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll...
