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• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Barney: I'm with you, Homer! McAllister: I be with ya too, matey.
  Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe: You're the man, Homer....
• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
  I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...