Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire: Mr.
Burns!
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
-- Ethical dilemmas, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Burns!
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
-- Ethical dilemmas, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, ... - Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire! Abe... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ...... - Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a... - Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking! -- Marge, concerned...
From the same category:
- Bart: Who or what is Hugo?
Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you,
Bart. You see... you have a brother. Lisa:... - Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter:
Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses... - Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat of yesterday's
outburst of `Unbridled Creativity'.
Mr. Largo, "Moaning... - Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield... - Apu: Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are
responsible for his wretched health?
Customer: I need some jerky. Apu: Would you like...
