Lisa: The Only Way To Get Bart Back Is To Kill The Head Vampire
Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire: Mr.
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
-- Ethical dilemmas, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Bu...
Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
-- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...