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• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
  ..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Bu...
• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
  Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...