{This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie...}
-- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
-- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire! Abe... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking! -- Marge, concerned... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz:... - Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around... - Could you kill a vampire with a
sunlamp... - Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a
planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse...
