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The Simpsons
- Moe: {When I say, "Put your beer on a coaster," I mean it!}
Hans:
{You call that a knife? This is a knife! [pulls a...
- Don't do what Donny Don't does"...[sighs] They could have made this
clearer.
Bart reads a knife safety book,
"Boy Scoutz 'N...
- Homer: [scoffing] Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol,
boning up on his nerd lessons.
Marge: Homer, you should...
- Here you go: your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of
"pussy willow"!
Ned to Bart the Junior Camper after Bart passes a
...
- Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?}
Bart:
{You knowdely-know it, Neddy.}
Ned: {Okily dokily...
- Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting...
- Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
A
special celebrity dad has been arranged for...
- Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to
trees?
And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs...
- Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks...
- McAllister: Arr, here be a fine vessel -- the yarest river-going boat
there be.
Homer: I'll take it!
[The raft sinks]...
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