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• Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
  -- Homer finds more good free stuff, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Marge: I don't know if this is a good idea. Homer: Marge, it's the perfect exercise!
  It'll double the value of our house, and it was free!...
• Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
  Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
• Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away! Moe
  They're heading for the old mill! Homer: No we're not....
• Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
  -- Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the -- Krusty
  [points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right on driving....
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....