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The Simpsons
- Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
[All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one...
- Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not
"slowpids",
huh?
Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha!
Homer: You are not...
- Ned: Now, what happened to that gosh-darn map I brought?
[said map is on Homer's head as a sailor's hat. It...
- Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops]
Homer:
[singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do,
Oh, honey...
- Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash
them.
Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water...
- Homer: Oh, what does it matter, we're doomed!
[a seagull flies into view]
Flanders:
Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land...
- Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun!
[Flanders does so,
but Homer grabs it]
Homer: This ain't one of your church...
- Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done
for,
we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done...
- Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
this trip,
but since we may not survive, I want you to have it...
- Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
If
I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you...
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