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• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
  ..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead!
  Nosferatu! Das Wampyr! [Family looks blankly] [exasperated] A vampire!...
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....