Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court. The
judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced
him to pay all back child support. Mr. Powers blamed the
outcome on his lawyer, one Lionel Hutz.
Lionel Hutz, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was
paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of babysitting.
He was glad to get it.
Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code
section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans.
She was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans, and
$2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.
Homer Simpson was remanded to the custody of the United States
Army Neurochemical Research Center at Fort Meade, Maryland,
for extensive testing.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
-- The fates of the principal characters,
"Marge on the Lam"
judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced
him to pay all back child support. Mr. Powers blamed the
outcome on his lawyer, one Lionel Hutz.
Lionel Hutz, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was
paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of babysitting.
He was glad to get it.
Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code
section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans.
She was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans, and
$2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.
Homer Simpson was remanded to the custody of the United States
Army Neurochemical Research Center at Fort Meade, Maryland,
for extensive testing.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
-- The fates of the principal characters,
"Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage,
and I couldn't help overhearing that you need... - Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses.
Marge:
Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from... - Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking... - Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz,
attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into... - Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Lionel Hutz, "Marge in... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and...
