Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at
night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to
hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that --
Marge: Bart! You should warn people this episode is very frightening.
And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds"
broadcast on NPR, hmm?
Bart: Yes, mother.
-- There's a good boy, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
