Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at
night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to
hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that --
Marge: Bart! You should warn people this episode is very frightening.
And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds"
broadcast on NPR, hmm?
Bart: Yes, mother.
-- There's a good boy, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to
hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that --
Marge: Bart! You should warn people this episode is very frightening.
And maybe they'd rather listen to that old "War of the Worlds"
broadcast on NPR, hmm?
Bart: Yes, mother.
-- There's a good boy, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, what's wrong?
Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery
death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle,
how wrong I was. I should have never read that book... - Bart: Who or what is Hugo?
Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you,
Bart. You see... you have a brother. Lisa:... - Marge: Goodness, what's wrong?
Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet... - And did I mention to you that the monster is a ten-year-old boy?
[zoom in on Bart] Quite a twist, huh? Bet you didn't... - Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba --
Lisa: Please,
Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp. Bart: Gna-gna-gna...
