Lenny: Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts.
Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man
for kicks.
[Shot of Abe running with a donut stuck to his head]
Abe: Damn buzzards! I ain't dead yet.
-- Knockin' on heaven's door, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man
for kicks.
[Shot of Abe running with a donut stuck to his head]
Abe: Damn buzzards! I ain't dead yet.
-- Knockin' on heaven's door, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door!
Bart:
[bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and
there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh.
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um.... - Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away!
Bart: That's my dog,
man! Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help...
From the same category:
- Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Rangemaster: Well, since you attended public school I'm going to assume
that you're already proficient with small arms,
so we'll start you off with something... - Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten
years.
Everyone: Yay! Scientist: And how's the spacecraft... - Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
You're not that kind of fighter. What you're... - Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who
would most likely become a bum like yourself?
Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source...
