Dear Homer, I. O. U. One Emergency Donut. Signed, Homer.
"Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer."
Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
-- Homer, not realizing his own foresight,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...
Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil? Devil Flande
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect. Treehouse of Horror IV...
Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
Homer stuffs his face] Moe: [through door] Homer?
It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward....
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Homer: Ooh, punch! Lisa: [sniffs it] Ew! Dad, this is blood!
Homer: Correction -- _free_ blood....