- No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not
sing
--W H... - Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it
Russell... - You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony
John... - Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did
Robert... - Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Hector... - We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road
They get run over. --Ambrose... - The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose... - When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased
for the occasion
-Josh... - Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made
Otto von... - I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph
Prince...
