- Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
Russell... - You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
John... - Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert... - Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Hector... - We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road.
They get run over. --Ambrose... - The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Ambrose... - When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased
for the occasion.
-Josh... - Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made.
Otto von... - I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.
Prince... - The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy
breathing again.
-Erma...
