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• I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
  ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....
• People who have the power to make things happen don't do the things that people do, so they don't know what needs to happen.
  -- Russell Bake...
• May your children grow tall, strong, straight, and hardy like the weeds in the Garden of Eden.
• Progress is what people who are planning to do something really terrible almost always justify themselves on the grounds of.
  -- Russell Bake...
• Why do we expect our Presidents to control destiny when they cannot even control the House of Representatives?
  -- Russell Bake...
• May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
• Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like other people.
  -- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Window...
• May you grow old disgracefully.
• People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. -- Russell Bake