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• Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. -- Robert Benchley
• Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -- Robert Benchley
• I am the oldest living white man, especially at seven in the morning. -- Robert Benchley
• BARRY.. That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.
  -- Robert Benchley (1889-1945)i -- see Proverbs xxii, 1...
• And may you better reck the rede, Than ever did the adviser!
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
• I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.
  It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle. -- Robert Benchley...