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• Nothing should be left to an invaded people except their eyes for weeping.
  -- Prince Otto von Bismark (1815-1898) quoted in Paul Lysons "The Gods in the Battle...
• When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
  Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
• Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!
• Accurst ambition, how dearly I have bought you. -- John Dryde
• I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
• What I gave, I have; what I spent, I had; what I kept, I lost. -- old epitaph
• Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!