- Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the
copies I give away.
Clarence... - I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be
one.
Clarence... - When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence... - Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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Jim Davis (Garfield the... - My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin... - Everyone likes flattery, and when it comes to royalty,
you should lay it on with a trowel. -- Benjamin... - Be the first to say what is self-evident, and you are immortal.
M. Ebner... - When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he
had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
--Bob... - Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert... - An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and
doesn't care who wins.
Dwight D....
