- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck,... - Few minds wear out; more rust out.
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Christian Nestell... - We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Wehrner von... - Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of
wealth,
money, position and other wordly goods, than the way... - An athiest is a man with no invisible means of support.
-John... - If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die
past that age.
George... - All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of
every organism to live beyond its income.
Samuel... - The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch... - Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for
Christmas.
Johnny... - If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
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