- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back when it rains.
Robert... - The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert... - Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
Serge Gainsbourg, French... - Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there
is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof. --John Kenneth... - Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding,
sings. --Ed... - You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt
doesn't work.
-- Hy... - Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners,
only survivors. --Frank... - A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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Johann Wolfgang von... - Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.
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Johann Wolfgang von... - If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows.
I have guesses enough of my own. --Johann Wolfgang...
