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• We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road.
  They get run over. -- Aneurin Beva...
• Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Say what you want about President Richard Nixon. How many people do you know who could get elected President when no one voted for them.
  Ever run on to anyone who admitted voting for Richard Nixon?...
• Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.
• MARK, MARKY I don't know what it is about these people who not only have first and surnames starting with the same letters, but also have the nerve to get famous with those names.
  I guess their parents were all alliteration enthusiasts....
• What we know is not as important as who we are.
• There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know yet.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
• ADHERENT, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...