- Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities
which he does not possess
Samuel... - Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach
it faster
too. --Lionel... - Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long
time in a shop window
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't... - Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied
with what you have
Charles... - Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics
Fletcher... - Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where
there is no river
Nikita... - All major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new
weaknesses
Bruce... - I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating
and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. -- Joe E.... - I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink
Joe E.... - If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim.
Joe E....
