- Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach
it faster,
too. --Lionel... - Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long
time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't... - Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied
with what you have.
Charles... - Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher... - Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where
there is no river.
Nikita... - All major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new
weaknesses.
Bruce... - I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating,
and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. -- Joe E.... - I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E.... - If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim.
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Joe E.... - It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you
did it wrong.
Henry Wadsworth...
