- Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities
which he does not possess.
-- Samuel Johnso... - Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach
it faster, too.
--Lionel Kauffma... - Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long
time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.... - Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied
with what you have.
--Charles Kettering... - Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. --Fletcher Knebel
- Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where
there is no river.
--Nikita Krushchev... - All major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new
weaknesses.
--Bruce Levere... - I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen
days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewi... - I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. -- Joe E. Lewi
- If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. -- Joe E. Lewi
