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• You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
• You never realize how many friends you have until you rent a house at the beach.
• Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. -- Margaret Mitchell
• A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. -- John Barrymore
• If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony. -- Women vs. Bee
• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  -- John Barrymore...
• The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore
• People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care. -- John C. Maxwell
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  Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added luxury that you never feel hungry....